All Their Fault
Shame on you girls. This poor man is still a bachelor because none of you have volunteered as tribute. However, we might also believe the reason for him remaining a bachelor is because he doesn’t know how to spell the word itself.
Truthful or Dare
We can only hope this poor man lost a bet and had to put on the t-shirt. Otherwise, we can only imagine the pure disguise people must be thinking from reading his truthful statement, especially since there are pools all around him in the photo.